Be careful what you wish for. Pre covid, a gay friend of ours counted dogging as one of his pre married hobbies. He could describe the washing up and have you rolling on the floor needing your ribs bandaged. There's no way I can relay this in its entirety on here and I can't do it justice.
He tells the story of breaking down in a gentleman's dogging lay-by not far from us. He had no option other than to call his mum out for a jump start. His description of the phone call, along with instructions not to flash her headlights had us in apoplexy.
I'll never forget it.
Dave