Things No One Ever Says

[tinbum]

It’s all suddenly so expensive!

We should’ve listened to the people with more than half a brain!

[Born Again]

I'm sure the rifle's fine, I just don't seem to be very good at shooting.

[Segata]

Its not just a fart

[ToniD]

This HW77 is so light, I should carry it around all the time.

[VALE BOY]

That HW35E Barracuda Ether Injection system grafted onto my Gat pistol has made it a wee bit on the hot side, but hey-ho, the extra recoil has cancelled out the original jumpy handling making it as accurate as Steyr target pistol. 🥴

The Relum Tornado must be the pinnacle of engineering excellence that all Airgun manufacturers must aspire to….

[Muskett]

A scope Sir? And a wheelbarrow for that?

[MrGreengrass]

I love Chinese guns

[gunsnlandies]

I love Chinese guns

I do.

[murkywaters]

Cant wait for tighter airgun laws to come in, and when we getting rid of lead pellets!

[Muskett]

Ouch!

Only the State should have guns.

Where does meat come from?
Aldi!

[Ari_H]

This 10€ pellet trap easily withstands repetitive hits from any .25 cal PCP rifle.

[flyingfish]

Craig-P never hits the bucket

[where's it gone]

'Right sir, think that's about it, just put your pin number in. Oh, nearly forgot,. We're doing a special offer on stuffed rabbits, ideal to get your eye in.. Won't move an inch why you're adjusting the parallax on the scope. Tell you what, I'll throw in a box of cleaning pellets i made myself, cigarette filters soaked in engine oil overnight. Keeps the barrell clean as a whistle with a special whiff of real power when fired'.

[angrybear]

Of course an AR15 butt-stock is comfortable and attractive on an air-rifle.

Er, well they are so "ya boo sucks"

[baldinio]

Craig-P never hits the bucket

Never ever 🤣