Quote Originally Posted by Ian Johnstone View Post
you have made a lot of old men, feel very happy tonight, Michelle.





(once they'd woken up).
Now you've made my night

Quote Originally Posted by Ian Johnstone View Post
may I also advise you, Michelle, to consult your GP at the earliest,

on the evidence of your photos you seem to have suddenly developed an advanced & pernicious form of Blokism or 'Hairy Hands'.

The transformation was almost shocking in its rapidity!


On a brighter note,

There's a lot of it about recently...
They weren't my hands my hands are as smooth as a babies bum & I can apply nail polish far better than Adam can...