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  1. 23-05-2009, 08:55 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingplinker View Post
    Ahhhhhhh mrs just shouted , ' go to your furkin shoot then - we'll have a better day without you - you \/\/anker '

    I was just about to say yes love I will thanks but she came in with a cheap shot ... ' What sort of father goes shooting on his daughters birthday ' ?

    To which I relpied , ' One that likes shooting love '




















    I'm in deep sheeet now

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  2. 23-05-2009, 10:19 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    Not as bad as my day,
    Bought some weights from argos, Walking to my car I was thinking "Hrm, These's arent going to be much good as I can carry them perfectly right now" Got in and done all the weights no problems Terriable!
    You wanna try swinging that grass hook....at the club...and it's free.
    Some pull ups in the trees....fixing/greasing targets.
    45yd sprint....running up and down the range clearing crap.
    The Jerk...well i'll let you work that one out!

    All that free exercise and we all benefit!..Problem solved.
    (Don't tone up too much...we are going to whorsham)

    Steve don't forget to aim off for the crossover with your rifle....

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  3. 23-05-2009, 10:25 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Before i upset anyone....I'll be off!
    Practice those 45yd sprints tonight mate
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  4. 23-05-2009, 11:44 PM #4
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    Now its the guilt trip

    ' Honestly you go shooting , its just me being silly ' she says which equates ( in man language to ) if you do I will wait til you are asleep the cut your gonads off with a rusty meat cleaver !

    atvb

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  5. 24-05-2009, 05:19 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingplinker View Post
    Now its the guilt trip

    ' Honestly you go shooting , its just me being silly ' she says which equates ( in man language to ) if you do I will wait til you are asleep the cut your gonads off with a rusty meat cleaver !

    atvb

    Dave
    looks like your in the clear Dave!! See you soon
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  6. 24-05-2009, 05:41 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingplinker View Post
    Now its the guilt trip

    ' Honestly you go shooting , its just me being silly ' she says which equates ( in man language to ) if you do I will wait til you are asleep the cut your gonads off with a rusty meat cleaver !

    atvb

    Dave
    Better get those kids learning to shoot soon Dave, then you have can be super Dad
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  7. 24-05-2009, 05:46 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    Practice those 45yd sprints tonight mate
    yeah! right.
    While you are having 'Fun Press ups' tonight..
    I will be lucky to be exercising the muscle in my right arm!...

    See ya soon!

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  8. 24-05-2009, 06:06 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    yeah! right.
    While you are having 'Fun Press ups' tonight..
    I will be lucky to be exercising the muscle in my right arm!...

    See ya soon!

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    I was wondering who put that ladder outside my window!
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  9. 24-05-2009, 06:28 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    I was wondering who put that ladder outside my window!
    Probably Siobhan, she wants you to clean the window
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  10. 24-05-2009, 06:41 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
    Probably Siobhan, she wants you to clean the window
    Cleaning??? I don't do cleaning!
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