"Yule-tide cheer to one and all,
May you and yours all have a ball,
The Buxted Boys wish everyone,
A Christmas day just packed with fun,
Though should things dull and life seem murky,
And all you eat just tastes of Turkey,
Slip away and raise your mood,
And join us shooting in the wood."
Merry Buxted Christmas.
Xmas-arf-tastic!
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