I've got a tough decision to make. It's 1000 years since our local historical site evolved and we have three, yes count them, three eminent speakers giving a talk on its history on that Saturday.
What should I do?
Dave
Smell my cheese
But Mike, it sounds so exciting I might not sleep well on Friday.
Dave
Smell my cheese
It is well known that the East coast was frequently raided by marauding vikings, but few know that the word "dogging" comes from the norse word Dørgen. Dørgen was the word given to the viking act of having sex on carts while all their mates watched.
It's an ancient ritual which has been upheld in Norfolk ever since, that's why the locals prefer cars with big windows. Real enthusiasts often buy a camper van specifically for this purpose.
Norwich is rightiy proud of it's title of Dogging Capital of the World!
Last edited by tinbum; 08-03-2019 at 02:06 PM.
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Wow, mate that's really informative. I guess the fact that you used to attend the bash in a camper van gives you a heads up, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. A nods as good as a wink to a blind man, eh squire? Trendy VW I seem to remember. That's before you went all soft and ghey and had to sleep in a hotel, obviously.
Anyway, your bloody right about the dogging around these parts, everywhere, the dirty perves. I dare'nt use a bloody layby, get out for a whizz and bam, some perve starts pulling you off. Heaven forbid you drop your phone in the undergowthl! There's one local to me that is used by gents looking for gents. Busy all times of the day. I'm thinking of putting a greasy spoon there. I think I'll call it 24hour sausage.
Dave
Smell my cheese
Suitably dragged down into the gutter by deviant Nick.
Funny, though!
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