I fully understand your dilemma, Pete, and it saddens me immensely.
I will keep my fingers and everything else crossed for that lottery win so we might finally welcome you to Quigley Hollow.
Apart from I need to win it first, in which case I'll send a chauffeur for you. Luxury travel both ways and your choice of camping with the boys or a luxury hotel and transit to and from The Bash, whichever you prefer.