Rossendale Model Target Club

[karandras]

in that case we will get an answer at some point in 2014 then

[zooma]

in that case we will get an answer at some point in 2014 then

Don't hold your breath

[zooma]

Good News!

I spent some time down in the club cellar last Saturday with various members of various church committee's and it looks like it was time well spent as all of the problems we have had recently have been resolved.

Bad News?

We could do with some volunteers this Saturday to do some more work on the range

Good News!

I have also negotiated the removal of those very large and heavy lumps of slate (ex-snooker tables) that are stacked down the left hand side of of range.

Bad News.

We have to get rid of them ourselves!

Good News.

I have requested that we have some heating included in the next round of church expenditure to keep some residual warmth in the cellar. This (of course) is to protect the fabric of the building from future deterioration due to damp etc.

This does appear to have been met with general approval and we have discussed where the storage heaters would be best located.

[karandras]

That's cracking news Bob.

Time well spent indeed.

[zooma]

It was good to see "pre-op" Ian Jones at the club tonight, as it gave us the chance to cheer him up and make him feel better about the oncoming ordeal of surgery.

Despite several well intended offers to help with the cutting and anaesthetic - as well as some additional exploratory surgery here and there - Ian seems determined not to let us "have a go" and continues to spoil our fun by insisting on letting the surgeons do it at some sort of "official" hospital in Manchester tomorrow morning.

Oh well, we did our best to help and to cheer him up , and I know deep down that he did appreciate it really as it was perfectly in tune with his own wicked sense of humour!

We know Ian like's to browse through the wide selection of pre-read books the church always have for sale in the main hall (to raise funds for the church) but despite our help, we could find nothing by Sally Morgan or any of the other spiritualists so Ian could let us know where he has hidden all his guns if something were to go wrong

Anyway, Ian has our best wishes and we hope he comes back to annoy us again as soon as possible!

[I. J.]

Thanks for the well wishes - I think.

Ive borrowed £10,000 off my mate for plastic surgery on my face. When I get out he wont recognize me so I wont need to repay him.

ATB
TC1 aka TC2

[tazzi]

Thanks for the well wishes - I think.

Ive borrowed £10,000 off my mate for plastic surgery on my face. When I get out he wont recognize me so I wont need to repay him.

ATB
TC1 aka TC2

£10,000 it's not enough to sort your ugly mush

[mikec4]

£10,000

Must be a 2 for 1 deal - get both faces done at once eh Ian?

And posting at 12.48 a.m. - I thought you wanted to get some sleep before finding your way to Manchester?

[zooma]

Ian has his op today, so lets hope all goes well and they don't remove his wit by mistake.

.we also need him back as soon as possible as we are missing his range fees !

[I. J.]

I'm back !!!! (Soon)


Went into hospital to get one thing sorted, which went pretty much to plan but put my back out getting onto the treatment chair.

Life has knock be down so many times Ive got a cauliflower arse !!!!!!!

ATB
'Glass back'

[I. J.]

Ian has his op today, so lets hope all goes well and they don't remove his wit by mistake.

When I came round from my operation my Mrs was sat at the side of my bed (). I just said "Who are you?" Well, I thought it was funny!!!!

Later the nurses asked about my pain level and to rate it between ONE to TEN. I replied "4.49!"

So, it looks like my wit has be removed.

ATB
Sikko Jones

[Fat stig]

Glad your (almost) up & about Ian it's far to quiet without you

[karandras]

When I came round from my operation my Mrs was sat at the side of my bed (). I just said "Who are you?" Well, I thought it was funny!!!!

Later the nurses asked about my pain level and to rate it between ONE to TEN. I replied "4.49!"

So, it looks like my wit has be removed.

ATB
Sikko Jones

LOL, glad you came through it all ok Ian.

TBH i'd have thought you'd have said anything less than 5x 10's is crap.

[I. J.]

LOL, glad you came through it all ok Ian.

TBH i'd have thought you'd have said anything less than 5x 10's is crap.

I was already that high on Morphine that I'd never get my sights down low enough.

[mikec4]

Good to see you're around and posting - I'd just started to organise a collection for flowers but we only got three dandelions and a dead daffodil so I've given up on that idea.