Quote Originally Posted by Waddy View Post
My next door neighbours have got a bouncy castle they get out at weekends for the grandkids, that scene goes through my head every time I hear the pump blowing it up.

Or more specifically the phrase "it's a massive c*** and balls" in Peter Kays voice



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Quote Originally Posted by Trumpetier View Post
Snake eggs


Remember when they had the fete and the kids face painting was done with an aerosol and stencil?